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Up the wrong hole Poll!
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 10:53 am
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Up the wrong hole Poll


My wife does not like anal sex!
She is exit only!
Butt, a couple times when I was drunk, I put it in the wrong hole!
How about you did you ever do anal sex my mistake?



Yes, I have put it up the wrong hole by mistake!
No, I have never put it up the wrong hole my mistake!
Other!
Does anal sex give the best orgasms?
No way, my sex partner is exit only!
Other!
5 Comments , 8 votes
...and confession Tuesday!
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:05 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 1:30 pm
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and confession Tuesday


What can go wrong will go wrong!



When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."



How will he manage?


and confession Tuesday
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and cum load on her hot assets...
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:01 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 1:37 pm
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and cum load on her hot assets


Do you have nice assets?



Do you like to tease your lover with your ass?



I was lucky to marry a woman with nice assets!
How about you?


and cum load on her hot assets
2 Comments
Tits...
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 8:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 10:49 am
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Tits


I like to see well oiled tits!
How about you?



The purpose of a bra is to grow your imagination!



How often do you play with your tits?


Tits

5 Comments
Mirror, mirror, Sunday!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 11:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2018 11:24 am
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Mirror, mirror, Sunday


A hot dog!



A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.



A good start to my Sunday this Sunday!


Mirror, mirror, Sunday
7 Comments
Feel me,
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 11:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 11:46 am
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Feel me,


Feel me,
My lips on your nipples,



Feel me,
My lips on your clit,



Feel me,
thrusting deeper and deeper,


Feel me,
5 Comments
Forty years later Sunday!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 10:31 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 8:46 am
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Forty years later Sunday


What going on with you forty years later?



How did you preserve your good looks?



Are you still hot?


Forty years later Sunday
2 Comments
Young men for mature ladies Poll!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 9:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 9:35 am
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Young men for mature ladies Poll


He's in his twenties, but he prefers cougars in their forties and fifties to young women his own age.
What do you think?



I am a young man and I like older mature ladies!
I am a young man but don't like older mature ladies!
I'm not a young man in my twenties but I still like older ladies!
I am a young man and I only date other mature ladies!
I am a young man and only date ladies around my age!
Other!
10 Comments , 7 votes
Bitch Saturday!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:48 pm
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Bitch Saturday






What Are You?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"






Bitch Saturday
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Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking?
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:57 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:46 pm
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Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking


My lover trusts me completely!



Do you trust your lover?



If you trust your lover completely do you ask him or her to spank you?


Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking
8 Comments
Pussy N Boots!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:56 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:27 pm
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Pussy N Boots


I love it when my wife dresses up in her pussy costume!



Oh yes!



I like to hear her purr!


Pussy N Boots
2 Comments
Cougar Poll!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 6:38 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 9:31 am
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Cougar Poll


Cougar:
An older woman who seeks sexual relationships with much younger men!
What do you think?



Do you like cougar women?
I don't like cougar women!
Other!
I am a cougar woman!
I am not a cougar woman!
Other!
7 Comments , 16 votes
Forgive Me Father!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 11:04 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 9:37 am
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Forgive Me Father






A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, Take lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it. "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "But it will wipe that smile off your face!"






Forgive Me Father
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