How to measure the length....  

marysia4u 62F  
14321 posts
3/22/2018 3:33 pm
How to measure the length....




..... of your cock.

Time and time again I've read the question on the Advice Line, so I've found this to help all those that are wanting to know.








What's more important is knowing how to use what you've got, no matter the size.





SeaGirlFL 54F  
2559 posts
3/22/2018 3:47 pm

I'm curious if guys would find it intimidating if their partner provided these??

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papis_baby_girl 42F  
3742 posts
3/22/2018 3:55 pm

are those in centimeters??

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4uicum4me 46M
18 posts
3/22/2018 4:03 pm

awesome xo


NastyTsosie 24M
17 posts
3/22/2018 4:07 pm

Now I know how long and hard I get Everytime I fuck someone πŸ˜πŸ€—


benard69 63M/63F  
3057 posts
3/22/2018 4:08 pm

Good One...


Ktip1 26M  
1 post
3/22/2018 4:15 pm

Haha nice


HAMONMAN 58M
584 posts
3/22/2018 4:18 pm

looks like it


papis_baby_girl 42F  
3742 posts
3/22/2018 4:35 pm

a ha!! no wonder why the men on this site think they are all HUGE! Centimeters!!

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redrockrascal 59M
17215 posts
3/22/2018 4:48 pm

What a "perfect" product. When I'm hard there's never a tape measure around and my mind is usually on some one else.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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sharpeyJ 31M
16 posts
3/22/2018 5:06 pm

weird


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:25 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I'm curious if guys would find it intimidating if their partner provided these??
Depending on how long they thought their cock was.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:26 pm

Yes. They might have a version in inches.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:27 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Do you think they would be a BIG seller?


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:29 pm

    Quoting NastyTsosie:
    Now I know how long and hard I get Everytime I fuck someone πŸ˜πŸ€—
Thanks for popping in.

Better go buy a supply.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:30 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Glad you got a laugh out of it.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:32 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Did your nice smile on your profile photo come from seeing this?


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:34 pm

Sure is.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:35 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Are you rushing off to buy some?


Ienjoythetaste 69M  
2251 posts
3/22/2018 5:37 pm

Don't think it would be accurate for a very thick cock as more of the condom would be needed to cover the cock.

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marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:37 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    What a "perfect" product. When I'm hard there's never a tape measure around and my mind is usually on some one else.
So glad to have helped you out. Now you can keep your mind on more important matters.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:40 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Some people come up with unusual ideas.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 5:42 pm

    Quoting Ienjoythetaste:
    Don't think it would be accurate for a very thick cock as more of the condom would be needed to cover the cock.
Maybe they also come in wider versions too.


wrMercury 40M  
1383 posts
3/22/2018 7:29 pm

You should always measure in centimeters because it sounds bigger that way.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 7:48 pm

    Quoting wrMercury:
    You should always measure in centimeters because it sounds bigger that way.
Thanks for popping in.

Funny comment.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/22/2018 7:49 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Glad I was able to give you a


s2ndegree 59M  
7664 posts
3/22/2018 8:36 pm

That would be perfect.We just wrap a piece of painters tape
At the right measurement just to ensure we don't go to deep.

Will we be seeing more of these as a requirement for dick pics
In profiles real soon?

Using more than all the road!


Classynails 61F  
770 posts
3/22/2018 9:17 pm

That is funny!

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marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/23/2018 1:21 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    That would be perfect.We just wrap a piece of painters tape
    At the right measurement just to ensure we don't go to deep.

    Will we be seeing more of these as a requirement for dick pics
    In profiles real soon?
They would be good on profiles, as things can be made to look bigger depending on the angle the photo is taken.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/23/2018 1:22 am

Thanks for popping in.

Glad you got a


MyBaffies 48M
1898 posts
3/23/2018 1:37 am

Do they do a version in mm?

Bit of a mood killer I think though. Unless it glows in the dark and can play MP3s at the same time.

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marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/23/2018 2:19 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Do they do a version in mm?

    Bit of a mood killer I think though. Unless it glows in the dark and can play MP3s at the same time.
Not sure about being an MP3 player, but it might glow in the dark and come in different flavours.


sexysixties2 70F  
37393 posts
3/23/2018 9:37 am

I'm sure the size varies from time to time....depending on many factors....health, horniness (is that a word?).

Can you imagine the look of horror on his face if it was a few centimeters less than it was the week before??


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danceswithtrees 58M
2380 posts
3/23/2018 10:12 am

come measure me, my sweetness
come measure me tonight
in centimetres or inches
either one will be all right

lean in close to check the measure
lean in close and check away
come measure me, my sweetness
come measure me today


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/23/2018 12:57 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I'm sure the size varies from time to time....depending on many factors....health, horniness (is that a word?).

    Can you imagine the look of horror on his face if it was a few centimeters less than it was the week before??

Could always blame it on the cold weather.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/23/2018 1:00 pm

    Quoting danceswithtrees:
    come measure me, my sweetness
    come measure me tonight
    in centimetres or inches
    either one will be all right

    lean in close to check the measure
    lean in close and check away
    come measure me, my sweetness
    come measure me today




You never cease to amaze me.

A hands on measurement is defiantly more fun.


Giorgione501 57M  
78 posts
3/24/2018 11:38 pm

Not intimidating - challenging. The measure is merely indicative that such a woman is clearly indicating it is quality that counts. At least that would be my view. I blogged a little poem about my lover who laughs when she orgasms - now that is potentially intimidating for anyone (male or female). I t certainly was the first time it happened. Thereafter I make it a point of honour to be "amusing"!


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
3/25/2018 12:18 am

    Quoting Giorgione501:
    Not intimidating - challenging. The measure is merely indicative that such a woman is clearly indicating it is quality that counts. At least that would be my view. I blogged a little poem about my lover who laughs when she orgasms - now that is potentially intimidating for anyone (male or female). I t certainly was the first time it happened. Thereafter I make it a point of honour to be "amusing"!
I did put under the pic....What's more important is knowing how to use what you've got, no matter the size.

I've seen and been sent some photos that has me cringing at the size and thinking...no way.

I had a partner for two years that used to laugh, I hated it. I wondered...WHF the 1st few times it happened.


chaso5 59M  
6450 posts
4/2/2018 4:39 pm

Shouldn't the numbers start with zero at the base?! & a lot of women are more interested in the girth than the length so a circumference measure might be the go!


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/2/2018 5:15 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    Shouldn't the numbers start with zero at the base?! & a lot of women are more interested in the girth than the length so a circumference measure might be the go!
Maybe they've made some that measures the girth and not the length.


chaso5 59M  
6450 posts
4/2/2018 7:24 pm

Maybe a 3rd & more important measurement should be taken & that's how hard it gets! Anyway its all about pleasing her with it & having lots f hot sexy fun with it rather than gathering statistics.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/2/2018 7:30 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    Maybe a 3rd & more important measurement should be taken & that's how hard it gets! Anyway its all about pleasing her with it & having lots f hot sexy fun with it rather than gathering statistics.
I'm sure you would measure up just fine.


Gary545454 59M
94 posts
4/4/2018 1:12 pm

you need to patent it


thiswasmylastres 31M
6 posts
4/4/2018 4:32 pm

lol thanks for posting this. I think most guys tend to round up on their measuring skills. Online everyone has 8" +


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/4/2018 10:14 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Think I might be a bit late for that.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/4/2018 10:16 pm

    Quoting thiswasmylastres:
    lol thanks for posting this. I think most guys tend to round up on their measuring skills. Online everyone has 8" +
Thanks for popping in.

8+ inches..... Think I'd run from that.


pocogato12 65F  
18550 posts
4/9/2018 11:52 am

I am late reading blog catchups but this struck me in a most humorous manner. .Thanks for the laugh

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marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/9/2018 1:24 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I am late reading blog catchups but this struck me in a most humorous manner. .Thanks for the laugh
Thanks for popping in.

Glad this gave you a I try to do funny blogs..... most of the time.


illicit100 72M
21 posts
4/10/2018 10:30 am

Its not the size of the wand, its how you use it. Thats the real magic >
Most woman dont want more then 6 or 7 inches so they tell me


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/10/2018 1:16 pm

    Quoting illicit100:
    Its not the size of the wand, its how you use it. Thats the real magic >
    Most woman dont want more then 6 or 7 inches so they tell me
Thanks for popping in.

I totally agree with you.


Mkingfriends 45M
76 posts
4/15/2018 8:40 am

Measuring and putting the condom are part of the foreplay.... so yes measuring and fitting can be fun... lol


astute2r3 62M
28 posts
4/15/2018 9:42 pm

I like to use different measurements in different places to ensure proper fit. If you gag, try harder and check again, then you may notice that you have reached your limit there. If you spasm uncontrollable, get really wet, then you have reach your limit there. If you spasm, arch your back real hard and make uncontrollable contracting muscle spasms, relax even more, you can take more there, so drive it all home. As May West said, it ain't the shape of the ship, it is, the motion of the ocean.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/15/2018 10:06 pm

    Quoting Mkingfriends:
    Measuring and putting the condom are part of the foreplay.... so yes measuring and fitting can be fun... lol
Thanks for popping in.

I'm all for adding things to make it fun.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/16/2018 4:20 am

    Quoting astute2r3:
    I like to use different measurements in different places to ensure proper fit. If you gag, try harder and check again, then you may notice that you have reached your limit there. If you spasm uncontrollable, get really wet, then you have reach your limit there. If you spasm, arch your back real hard and make uncontrollable contracting muscle spasms, relax even more, you can take more there, so drive it all home. As May West said, it ain't the shape of the ship, it is, the motion of the ocean.
Thanks for popping in.

May West sure was a classic. Great saying, and I agree with her.


HandsomeeBeasttt 24M
10 posts
4/16/2018 11:31 am

hahaha great


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/16/2018 2:46 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Thought it too funny not to share.


jasonday81 45M
17 posts
4/18/2018 8:35 am

Haha that is funny, would luv to try it and prove how big I am.


hugecumspurter 41M
17 posts
4/18/2018 1:36 pm

I recently read that there was a bit of a craze suggesting the best way to measure was to stick it through a toilet roll and measure the bit sticking out and add that to the length of the roll. I gave it a try....bad mistake as I got stuck in it, and it was a deeply unpleasant feeling, trying to get it off without getting a paper cut


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/18/2018 9:32 pm

    Quoting jasonday81:
    Haha that is funny, would luv to try it and prove how big I am.
Thanks for popping in.

Maybe if you find them, you can put a pic on your profile.


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/18/2018 9:35 pm

    Quoting hugecumspurter:
    I recently read that there was a bit of a craze suggesting the best way to measure was to stick it through a toilet roll and measure the bit sticking out and add that to the length of the roll. I gave it a try....bad mistake as I got stuck in it, and it was a deeply unpleasant feeling, trying to get it off without getting a paper cut
Thanks for popping in.

Sorry I shouldn't have , but I found it funny. Do not try the vacuum trick.


charaidxox 63M
40 posts
4/30/2018 4:20 am

Do they have one in inches? lol!


marysia4u 62F  
14828 posts
4/30/2018 4:26 am

    Quoting charaidxox:
    Do they have one in inches? lol!
I have a ruler that also has inches.


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